If this year my life were suddenly to become perfect:

• I’d get in to one of my top 2 unis
• Get the money to go visit my friend in Japan
• Spend the rest of the summer travelling and going to festivals
• Build up a fabulous wardrobe of ugly jumpers and brogues
• Get braces 
• My hair would grow faster and decide whether it’s wavy or not
• Move out!
• Start uni - meet excellent people and finally feel like I belong somewhere
• Then the last few months of the year would be a perfect combination of excellent uni life, mini adventures and rubbing it in certain people’s faces.

Chances of that happening are approx 1 in 8465836705367.